Beauty Sleep

Discussion in 'SAS (Statistical Analysis Software)' started by Joe Whitehurst, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. SAS-Lers,

    I've got to get some beauty rest so I'm going to take down the test Web
    Conferencing Session. I don't look as good as I did when I was King Of the
    Prom or when I married the Homecoming Queen. I will put another Web
    Conference Session up tomorrow night. I wonder if the problem is just like
    the colossal mistake SAS Marketing made when they misnamed SAS Component
    Language as Screen Control Language. My task would be so much easier if
    they had just called it SAS CONTROL Language, because that's what the
    language does. It controls the conditional generation and execution of SAS
    code. Beamyourscreen should have been called Beemhostnamescreen. Otherwise
    some may have thought that by signing up, their screen was going to be
    beamed to me. At least, that is hypothesis number one.

    Joe Whitehurst, Jun 6, 2006
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