Monster job site laugh

Discussion in 'SAS (Statistical Analysis Software)' started by Michael L. Davis, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. Michael L. Davis, Jul 31, 2009
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  2. Michael L. Davis

    z Guest

    hi mike

    clearly they're just looking for an employee who is exceptionally
    meticulous and orderly.
     
    z, Jul 31, 2009
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  3. Michael L. Davis

    VirtualSUG Guest

    This tops the time I saw a posting for a "SAS MARCOS" expert. When I
    called the recruiter, she became indignant and upset that I was
    wasting her time if I did not have any expertise with "SAS MARCOS."
    Her firm already had three "MARCOS" experts ready to present to the
    client, she said. Of course, what they meant was "SAS MACROS," but
    who am I to argue with a recruiter?

    Grin....

    Andrew Karp
    Sierra Information Services
    http://www.sierrainformation.com
     
    VirtualSUG, Jul 31, 2009
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  4. Shame on you, Mike, for making these people the butt of your jokes!
    Gotta go, getting behind in programming. Don't even get me started on
    PROCtologist comments ...

    In the spirit of the posting: a VP at a firm I was working at held a
    meeting and declared that he wanted to make company X "the biggest
    suppository of health sciences data in the nation." Given my rank
    relative to his, I could only hope that he didn't notice what probably
    looked like my mini-convulsion.

    frank D.
     
    Frank DiIorio, Jul 31, 2009
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